Inexpensive Date #7

Some people have a dollar and a dream. Last week I just had a dream, I wish I had a dollar. Unfortunately your lady would still like to go out despite your pockets. Luckily when you're pockets are on E your creativity begins to seep out. 

Last week my goal was to not spend any money and I didn't, boom money in the savings. Look fellas, anybody can spend money to make things happen, it takes a real creative (broke) genius, like myself to think of something that doesn't require spending money. 

So this what a brother did. I called lil mama up and was like, "aye we going somewhere tonight, be ready at 7". She wasn't ready til 8. That's how you start, make it a random surprise. 

Then I grabbed my materials for the night, a blanket. We then proceeded to Capitol Riverfront where the nice white people play free movies outdoors. That's right, free, every single Thursday. They have free movies all throughout the week around the area, take advantage. 

It was a pleasant experience, beautiful night and they played a great movie, Selma. 

It's okay and great to spend money on your lady but it's also great to show her the little fun things that she may have never done before and that doesn't cost much money. 😊 Until next time. 

4 Reasons Why It Sucks Being A Student Athlete

1. You're Broke.



While everyone thinks you have it all sweet, you're broke. Unless your parents are helping you out then you're at school relying on whatever it is included in your scholarship. Of course you can't get a job during this time because with school, studying, practice and athletic competitions, there just isn't much time. Yes, some people will kill themselves and do it.

2. No Breaks Bruh



Of course this isn't for every sport but I recall being on campus with all athletes during winter breaks. Forget about basketball if you want a Spring Break. You'll find yourself weighing winning or losing and going to Cancun for SB. Good thing is you'll probably lose anyway but because you still won't be able to go.

3. No Internship



If you're like most athletes, you think you're the best or OR at least good enough to go pro. So what do you do? Train all year around, which is normally mandatory anyway already putting you in summer school. Give most college kids the opportunity to sacrifice the current for the future their probably not going to do it. Why? Because we are/were dumb/stubborn. I'll let you choose which one you were.

4. No Job Experience


Since you didn't/couldn't do number three you may find this cycle come to you often. You weren't able to get the job experience in your field during college. Now while you try and obtain some experience after graduating you cant, why, because you don't have any experience. I know it doesn't make any sense.

Those are my four reasons, I won't leave without talking about the good stuff. You will get free food, housing and tuition. You just won't care when you can't land a job. The real losers here are the walk-ons because they get the worst of both worlds, ya know, all the training, traveling, games, studying but they get the student loans too. That sucks.

Inexpensive Date #6

Hey people, I'm back. As always I'm here to help you woo your lady while keeping the bulk of your money stays in your pocket. This is the most inexpensive date yet because it doesn't cost a thing and you'll look like a true champ to your woman.

Disclaimer. 

This isn't really for new couple, I mean you can try it but it may come off a bit weird. I would really urge people who have been in a relationship for a long time, ideally fiancées, to use this bad boy right here. 

Dream casting. Yes, that's the date. For you fellow nerds out there I am not referring to the wonderful video game console of our youth. I mean making your dream concrete. It's one thing to dream, it's another to get a taste of you dream making you both hungry to actually go get it. Don't worry I'll walk you through it to make you seem like a true champion. 

Yeah that's me up there casting that dream. I was with my sister so this was a brother sister date for me. 

So one day just get up and get your lady and go look at some homes that's better than the one you currently have, that you've always talked about, that you've dreamt about and actually go look together. For some reason women love that stuff. 

After you look at the homes go look at some cars, go to HH Greg and look at some stuff to fill the house up that you guys decided would be the one. 

The best part of this date is it's free and you get to chill in a big ole house, drive a few nice cars and play with some fancy appliances. You girl will be all hype that you're thinking about the future and won't even realized you didn't spend any money. You're welcome. 

Why Do We Cheat?

So I'm just sitting over here at my grandpop's crib preparing him for bed and I get a text from a female friend, which reads, "why niggas cheat so much?" Well I think it's pretty simple. Let me be clear, I don't condone cheating despite how what I'm about to say may seem like I do. It's also probably safe to say that we've all either been the cheater or the cheatee, yes I know that isn't a word.   

Now, what I told my friend was very simple reasoning but I rather make it more complex because I mean this is a blog. Let's use me, okay? Now let's say my house is my girlfriend. Metaphorically speaking of course. Now listen, my house trippn, she having pipes burst all wild and crazy, the floors are creaking, the lighting is bad, etc etc. Now don't get me wrong I love my house, I bought her! Unfortunately I still have to make a decision. Do I want to fix this house up giving it more time and money or do I want to just get out and find a new home. 

Ok I know the ladies say "if you're going to just cheat, break up!" Remember the metaphor, house. Nobody ever packs up all their belongings to move without purchasing a new house first. You go out, look at homes, neighborhoods, surrounding schools, yadda yadda. There's so much to do before moving out. You can't just up and go. This is away happens. People get tired they think they want out but don't want to lose what they've already built. They have to be certain of the move is going to happen before putting a house on the market. 

You all just read the most pointless blog post I've ever written and I thank you. 

P.S if you ask a guy a question and he replies hmm then he just came up with a lie. One "hmm" gives us enough time to come up with a day's worth of lies. You're welcome.