Inexpensive Date #4

Okay ladies and gents, I'm back! That's three days in a row. I'm giving y'all intel to woo these women and save some bread while you do it. This date I have right here is the second cheapest one up to date, I don't think I can beat the kite date, it was only $1.15! 

This date can be done in any season, you can even make it a group session. Tell everyone to bring what you need but that's just what I would do because I'm cheap. All you need is something that can hold fire, matches, chocolate, graham crackers and marshmallows. Yes you are going to make s'mores 

Think about it, when's the last time you think a young lady made some s'mores? Exactly, a long time. Now, my advice is to wait until night, temperature drops, grab a blanket and y'all can make s'mores and cuddle up near the fire looking at the stars. Be sure to google some constellations before you go though so you can sound smart. If it's still snowing tonight I say y'all get that fire going and surprise your lady tonight. Making s'mores with snow on the ground sounds like some Beauty and the Beast type stuff. 

Inexpensive Date #3

Alright fellas I'm about to give you another classic. This is another one that'll get you some love by that special lady and leave her thinking, again, that you're the sweetest man alive. Let's take a walk, shall we?

Look, call your local farm to find out if they allow you to pick your own fruit and when they say yes, because they usually do, find out what fruits are in season. Now you just have to choose a date, with nice weather preferably but whatever floats your boat is cool with me. 

Okay, let's say you made your date for Saturday at noon. Call your girl Friday night and tell her she needs to be dressed at 11am but it needs to be something she can get dirty in. She'll probably 😏 then ask "What are we doing?" Don't give in. Keep it a secret. Grab you some water bottles, couple of hats, snacks and some containers to hold your fruit. All of these items should be in your house already. 

Now when you get there make sure you engage in conversation, it's not a movie where you both just stare at the screen and stay quiet. But the fruit picking isn't the real money maker. 

You two will leave and she'll be expecting you to take her home. But you aren't! Y'all are going back to the crib and y'all will use those fruits! I say bake something or make a fruit salad but I'm not ruling out a bowl and some whipped cream. I can't do it for you, well I can but then your lady would be mine. So, you're welcome for the date and for letting you keep her. 

Inexpensive Date #2

Here's another date fellas that can keep money in your pocket but leave your date thinking you're the most romantic guy she has ever met. So here it goes...drumroll please...🎻🎺🎷🎷....they don't have a drum but....pottery! Boom, mind blower right?

Fellas, I'm about to help you land the girl of your dreams. Take this walk with me. You've been trying to get this woman of your dreams for the longest time, offering to take her out, "Let me take you out to dinner or a movie" blah blah blah. This works better if you've been denied or recently dumped. It still works if you're just meeting too so don't worry. Back to this walk. Call her back, tell her you have a surprise for her, to just go with you and if she doesn't like it she never has to speak to you again. Call up to your local pottery establishment and tell them you want the ugliest, messed up, tragic, pottery piece they have lying around (it'll cost you less FYI), then the magic happens when you actually take her. 

This is how it should go down...

Her - "Why are we working on this messed up piece of pottery."

You - "I want it to represent us, not the perfect situation, not what anyone expected but put in the right hands it can be made beatiful."

If that doesn't get you an awe and a smirk you can't get her bruh. But be aware, if you end up making another ugly piece, what you said will mean absolutely nothing. So good luck and keep that money in the bank.