Fellas, I'm about to help you land the girl of your dreams. Take this walk with me. You've been trying to get this woman of your dreams for the longest time, offering to take her out, "Let me take you out to dinner or a movie" blah blah blah. This works better if you've been denied or recently dumped. It still works if you're just meeting too so don't worry. Back to this walk. Call her back, tell her you have a surprise for her, to just go with you and if she doesn't like it she never has to speak to you again. Call up to your local pottery establishment and tell them you want the ugliest, messed up, tragic, pottery piece they have lying around (it'll cost you less FYI), then the magic happens when you actually take her.
This is how it should go down...
Her - "Why are we working on this messed up piece of pottery."
You - "I want it to represent us, not the perfect situation, not what anyone expected but put in the right hands it can be made beatiful."
If that doesn't get you an awe and a smirk you can't get her bruh. But be aware, if you end up making another ugly piece, what you said will mean absolutely nothing. So good luck and keep that money in the bank.
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