Inexpensive Date #3

Alright fellas I'm about to give you another classic. This is another one that'll get you some love by that special lady and leave her thinking, again, that you're the sweetest man alive. Let's take a walk, shall we?

Look, call your local farm to find out if they allow you to pick your own fruit and when they say yes, because they usually do, find out what fruits are in season. Now you just have to choose a date, with nice weather preferably but whatever floats your boat is cool with me. 

Okay, let's say you made your date for Saturday at noon. Call your girl Friday night and tell her she needs to be dressed at 11am but it needs to be something she can get dirty in. She'll probably 😏 then ask "What are we doing?" Don't give in. Keep it a secret. Grab you some water bottles, couple of hats, snacks and some containers to hold your fruit. All of these items should be in your house already. 

Now when you get there make sure you engage in conversation, it's not a movie where you both just stare at the screen and stay quiet. But the fruit picking isn't the real money maker. 

You two will leave and she'll be expecting you to take her home. But you aren't! Y'all are going back to the crib and y'all will use those fruits! I say bake something or make a fruit salad but I'm not ruling out a bowl and some whipped cream. I can't do it for you, well I can but then your lady would be mine. So, you're welcome for the date and for letting you keep her.