Disclaimer, this isn't always true ladies so don't be calling your man a liar. This is not absolute. Saying all men are liars is kind of like saying some of ya'll black won't crack and we know that's not true now is it? No but we let all black women claim they will look young forever. Give us the same delusional courtesy will you.
To follow up on the last post, I want to tell you ladies tell tell signs that we are probably full of it. This means if it's on this list fellas, don't do it because I just ruined it for you.
1. What I gotta lie for?
I mean I'm not going to sit here and tell you the many reasons I have to lie because the possibilities are endless but I will give you one for the road. My health, I'm not risking my face to the five fingers of death for the truth, nah, that's stupid.
2. On (insert someone important here) I'm telling the truth.
Yes, anybody is sacrificial in a situation in which I need you to believe me. There are no limits to who's name can be inserted there, it's a case to case thing. Lies may vary.
3. It's not even like that...
It's most certainly like that.
4. Aight.
This one is tricky. It's not so much a lie. It's more like dang, I'm caught but I won't own up to it. But women call that lying for some reason which is crazy because that's just like pleading the fifth which can be done in court. Basically women don't respect the law enough to just let things go.
5. "Huh"
Man o man. This is the Mount Everest of lies. You ask us a question, face to face, you know good and well we heard you. The 0.63 seconds it takes us to say "huh" is enough time for our brain to unfold a story that ranges anywhere from the 24-72 hours prior. It's still unknown where we get these instant stories but one Dr, Fullofit believes it may come from the butt.
Now fellas I gave it away, I know. However you will all be better liars because of this.
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